The real story about Tulipan

Since many of us are going to visit our Swiss ambassador. I think it's a good moment to reveal the real story about Edgar's nickname. Some of u could think that it is only because the Dutch girls, but there is something more...

I want to show u the beginnings of Tulipan, the days when he discovered his "little secret" and the reason why he become a beautiful latin fucker lover in all Europe:

"Talkative" Tulipan

Jacuzzi

Watching this I am sure that we did well wen we choose a sauna for our parties instead of a jacuzzi.

Essay on sexual freedom of young europeans

I would like to realize a survey on the sexual habits over Europe. Pleaze answer as honestly as possible to these questions. (it's for my master thesis)

1. What is the best moment in a relationship to start intercourses?
a) The first hour
b) Before
c) You're spanish so on wedding night

2. Who are you more confident with in the bed?
a) people who speak your own language
b) people that u have to speak in english with
c) people who don't understand a single word that u can say

3. How many credits did you get in Sweden?
a) you prefer not to say it
b) you're average, 100 per week end
c) you say more credits to your friends than you really have
d) 40 ECTS is one full academic year, what are you talkin about?

4. How many people is the best number to have sex?
a) 1, because your sure to have it
b) 3, you're "översexuellt"
c) >3, you're more of a watcher

5. Where was the last time you fucked?
a) in a plane
b) in Sweden
c) in the ass

6. When do you masturbate most?
a) when you come home from Stureplan
b) during your exams, to lower the pressure
c) when you're alone