Tip of the week: how to consume alcohol better

The price of alcohol in Sweden is as you know unbearable. In order to solve this critical problem, the clever exchange students have developped subtle strategies.

• One of the first attempt to fuck in the ass the swedish tax system is massive import. As a matter of fact, alcohol is really cheaper in the rest of Europe. So:
  
  • Don't forget to buy alcohol when you are in your country, and put it into plastic bottles, so you can carry more.
    
  • Visit as often as possible Tallin or Helsinki. My personal advice: Onistar Vodka in Tallin.
  
  
• Another brilliant idea is to make better use of the alcohol that you have. Thus was developped the technique "Half a litter, half an hour". If you drink half a litter of hard drink (preferably Onistar) in half an hour, you can be really drunk for the whole night.
  Be careful though, some people don't really know how to measure 50 cl, but could be funny for the others.
  
  
• Last but not least, a recent idea was found in Copenhagen by the French team "The Bastards" during an insane trip.
  
  
  In order to prepare their night, the bastards decided to go in Netto to buy some fuel. But they experienced there a difficult situation that probably already has occured to you: they didn't know what was the cheapest alcohol.
  
  "- Look, this beer is only 1.5 kr!
  - Yeah, but it's only 4.5°, there is here a 7.5° beer for 3 kr only.
  - Or maybe this wine. It's quite cheap.
  - No, it's spanish.
  - Ah, sorry, I didn't see it.
  - Pfff, I really don't know what's the best. For sure we need vodka, but for the soft drinks."
  
  After 10 to 15 minuts of debate, the solution appears...
  
  "- Watch out this homeless, he's really disgusting.
  - Yeah thanks.
  - Ah, he chooses the 7.5° beer, must be an efficient one.
  - Yeah, let's take the same."

Skål!