Why it is called ORGASMUS

There is a famous legend in Stockholm that someone told me. It tells:

Imagine a normal Friday (Friday used to be a party day here in Stokholm). Try to imagine that this normal day hadn’t the best beginning : two friends were lost (well, they are still alive but they weren’t allowed to participate)

Then you just have to put one french, one austrian, two swedish girls (better if they are siblings) and some spanish guys (yeah, this is the tricky thing) in a boat. Mix everything with huge dosis of alcohol and what do you get? Let’s start:

• close to 6pm and They are still deciding either They stay in Stockholm with their or if they go in the boat. Only 15 m to the door, the staff want to close it and leave. Ruben is trying to explain that they are coming.

• YES! They are in! Now, there is no way back!
  

• 6.30pm 98 cans of beer, 3 l of rum, 3 vodka, 1 bottle jägermeister

• 7.15pm Dinner

• 8.00pm Starts! 11 people in a cabin. FUCK! Could it be hotter?!

• 8+pm People is talking. They are trying to explain their aims for the night. One of them doesn’t drink. He’s saying something like “half a liter, half an hour”

• 9.30pm Casualities? Hopefully at this time still 0.

• 11pm Starts “half a liter, half an hour”

• 11.30pm 1 casuality (homosexual)

• 12am Without control

• 1am Without control

• 2am + alcohol. Without control

• 3am Without control

• 4am Without control. Beating records >>> 15 years old (pervert)

• 4.50am Casualities 1. Losses 2 or more

• 5am The room is busy. Three of them don't seem to be tired. Let’s say X, Y and Z go for a walk around the cabins.

• 5.10am Nobody!

• 5.15am Mommy smoking. They talk to her. She is a bit distant.

• 5.35am Hehehehehe. Hihihihihi. More friendly; why don’t go to the sauna?

• 6am It’s closed. Opens at 9am.

• 6.01am Oh!! These are tanning lights!!! Let's take UV-rays!!!
  

• 6.01.01am She doesn’t believe them of course.

• Around 7am. Last possibility: go to the cabin.

• 7.15am Go out fuckin’ bastard (Rule: The one with mommy wins)

• 7.30am Alcohol. Games.

• 7.35am The game: “The one who laughs has to remove a clothe”

• 7.40am boots out!

• 7.41am sockets out!

• 7.42am shirts out!

• 7.43am trousers out!!

• 7.45am bra out!

• 7.45.01am 3 guys in underpants, the mommy in panties.

• 7.46am which hole do you choose?

• 7.50am Mommy: Do all of you want to fuck me?

• 7.50.01am Laughs.

• 7.50.05am YES.

• 7.51am problems.

• 8am problems.

• 8.15am Try to get horny the girl man! Touch her! Come on!

• 8.30am If you want that we atack raise your hand, if you want that we leave raise the leg.
  

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So friends, if you want to experiment new adventures, maybe it's not bad idea to come to Stockholm.