your fantasy has come true

OK No problem When you get on a plane and you had a great night the day before the only this that could fear you is meeting your mother smelling you and telling you you are a jurk. So sunday, on the trip back from norway, there was no way to be scared, as my mum was in paris.

On the plane there are two hostesses, and i must say it was funny to be the boring customer looking and taking pictures,

Trying to get a regular picture of her face, look at what i got!!!!

underwear!!!

great isn't it?

there is a magnification of the interest of the picture

Do not do this at home, you may have sex in the plane!!!

When she saw the flash, she comes to me and ask me:

"what are you picturing?"

i honestly respond:

"the security demonstration"

she says:

"mm yes" with an angry (not hungry) head and goes back to the back of the plane.

I could have been to jail if she would have asked to look at the picture...

lucky me!!!

Antoine

A new dumb ass has been born

We just come back from Norway and we have noticed a more than slight change of comportment of a french guy named Antoine. I think Gregy and Making-chinas will both agree that this guy has get so crazy that he might be a threat to anyone he would meet.
Here is a sample of what he is able to do. Please don't try to do this yourself at home and keep children away from this post.














As you can see, the symptoms seem to be a very large amount of testosterone in the blood, that we suppose to come from a lack of sex. Please Ophélie come back!!!

The pictures above show the beginning of his sickness. It seems that things have get worse when he met in the train between Oslo and Bergen 5 not really fresh mummies in a state of drunkness. What wouldn't he do for a whiskey red-bull hehe!

Then the day after he found out that a 300 meters cliff is not so dangerous. "It is a good way of self development to go over the fence because you learn to control your own fear."

It is also a lot of fun to jump naked in a 4°C warm lake or to take a picture of the pussy of the air hostess and get caught. (By the way can you share this picture?) I wonder how this guy can be so dumb. Probably he hangs out with me too much.

Menu

There are some prejudice relative to the Erasmus kind of life. Who was the first one that said that when you go to an Erasmus you just eat: "pastas", pizza, hamburguers, kebabs,... I want to tell to every body the equilibrated and also tasty menu of FORSKABACKEN 5 SECOND FLOOR.

SMS messages

As some people have recommend me, I'm going to share with u some of the most funny messages that I've received this year. You can write your best too, that can be a really funny post!

"La clave es que la amiga recoja las cosas del cuarto pronto" = "the key is that the friend pick up her things from the room soon" (Tulipán, Friday night fever. He was trying to remove the ugly-friend-factor of the game)

"What the fucking I am fucking in love with the fucking sture fucking girl!" (a classic from Greg)

"I already have your gramatic english in use book. It cost 20€. I'll give it later. I'm going to the second hand bike.See you. (toma inglés!)" (Bijaindetri's first english words in the year)

"Tjena 'name?'! me and my friend really want to see you again. So why don't we have dinner together on wednesday and then go out all together in söder? eduisgay"(this Greg's message has a loooong story behind, I'll just say that the girl never answer..why?)

"Hola amigo. Hoy lo he hecho Edu style. Missed el tren y llegué en el aeropuerto despues el fin del boarding! Pero soy tan guapo que la mujer me permitte de coger el avion aunque no tenemos tiempo de follar. Cuando estás de vuelto? Sylvain" (Sylvain have learnt a good spanglish this year. I hope that u missed the next plane so we'll enjoy your company for a longer time)

"Estoy hablando con una mendiga que al menos recicla, Kai estaría orgulloso. Joder menuda vuelta me espera, por lo menos practico inglés!Soy un pringao!Cuando llegue Lost, ni de coña" which means
"I'm talking with a beggar but at least she is recycling, Kai would be proud of her. Fuck! What a way back home I have left!! At least I practise English!I am a chump!When I get home Lost no way"
(Luis to Edgar after Ida's party when he was coming back alone at 6 a.m.)

"Shit! I went out from KTH at 14:40 and I couldn't take the bus of 14:30 (as I wanted). Anyway I bought my ticket at 14:58, plenty of time to take the last, 15:00. Have fun!"
(Edu wants to take a plane and finally manages)

"I finally managed to find a way that she shut up ... 100!"
Edu

I hope that u enjoy it and that u participate in this post! ;-)

CENTOLLO (1)

This special member is known also as "el pulpeiro", after his last contact with Svensson.

"No way"

"Hay que saber adaptarse al estrato linguistico de cada momento" (someone want to translate it?)

Movie of the week [I]

Hi bastards!

Since I know that I'm really considered as a fucking cinema expert, I want to present you a new weekly post that I will write since today till I don't know (maybe since I get a girlfriend and I don't spend so many hours in front of my computer)

Everyweek I will delight you with a recomendation of a movie, commented and explained and then it will be up to you to see it. But today I will not do my first recommendation, I will just introduce you , to those that don't know almost anything about cinema, Kevin Smith. He was (or maybe still is) one of my favourite directors. But don't worry that I will not get bored you talking about him, instead I put this video. I think that nobody can introduce him better than himself. I hope you like it.

ps: It's with subtitles in Spanish, but I didn't find the one without them (Now you have an excuse to learn our wonderful language :-)

ps2: It's nice to see that a new member has decided to contribute in the blog. CONGRATULATIONS CENTOLLO!!! ;-) Now there are only two traitors left to post.

Petakillas vs Zico (2nd part) new comments

You finally made it. I am witting on the blog. Some things I can say about it: Thank you for the blog!, for annoying me till I wrote and "speak in english, please".

Lets go to the whole now. Even though I am in Spain. I have to add some comments to the first review of our versatile "primer espada", Making. Pretty good job I would say but, probably on perpous, you skiped the controversial by not setting the awards for the crak, vaya dia, dandy and the duro. Don´t warry I will do it. I was really awake that morning and I can remember the game really well.

El crack. - Tirador - Althoug it has not been in any game supporting his team we have to recognize the merit of going to a game at 8 a.m. when you are not going to play.
¡Vaya día! - All the players that were in Laroy - What a night!!!!. The game was a consequence of it.
El dandy. - Bijanindetri - Assuming his responsability as the Captain. He manage to keep the team together in the worts moments and conditions.
El duro. - Simba - Showing all the lions strength to Zico´s player with a attempt of been send of to the bench for two minutes and standing the pressure of all his swedish fans club suporting him on the peach.

I would like to THANK YOU all for this wonderfull year. It was incredible. The lucky ones that are in Stockholm still enjoy as much as you can. The return back home is really hard!

Petakillas is becoming more and more popular

Opportunities for Alliances

Western companies, in particular, have found that forming alliances with local entities is one way to cut through the complexities, especially since much of the complexities are due to bureaucracy. One thing the local entity must know is the bureaucracy that's relevant to their business. If they don't, you have the wrong partner. (Whatever we may think about Washington, they are novices compared to the Chinese who invented bureaucracy.) As one example, China Hewlett-Packard has been a successful joint venture since 1985. Even 3M which in 1984 had one of the first wholly owned foreign ventures in China decided that less equity was more market share and took in a local partner about ten years later.

This is a good time for the western company to find and pick a local partner in China. One of the consequences of the transformation to a market economy is that the State is removing the safety net from the state owned enterprises. The enterprises now have to justify their existence based on laws of economics--that means they have to make money. This is a revolutionary concept that most Chinese were quick to grasp. They are now eager to make deals.

It is not just the western technology, know-how, management practice, capital and access to international market that appeal to the Chinese enterprises. Those are nice, but in addition, any enterprise with 25% or more foreign ownership can shuck off the heavy social burden imposed by the State (such as onerous pension obligations, free health care and heavily subsidized housing) and reorganize into leaner and meaner companies. A new company can replace the iron rice bowl with incentives based on merit and the threat of dismissal for the slackers. (This is the real revolution that western media rarely talked about.)

The dilemma of western company going to China will not be not finding potential local partners. Just the opposite, the company will be challenged to find the winner among a haystack of propositions and alternatives.

© Copyright, International Strategic Alliances, Inc

Well, I have found this doing some research on the Internet. But...we have some Petaquillas members which are much more prepared than me when it comes to international trading. After reading the post "Making Chinas på semester", I thought..."hmmm, then, are we known in China or other Asian markets?". The way to reach the answer to my question was clear: Google. So I carried out a Google search with the tag "petakillas"...what I found out is this:

2 out of 6 results are Asian!!!! I just can truly say "Thank you Making". Because of you, Petakillas has entered the most important market nowadays.

Making Chinas på semester

The weather is not so nice these days. Making decides to go somewhere and enjoy better temperatures. Where can he go? Mmmh, I don't know. China? too easy. Thaïland? too young.
Mongolia? already visited. Japan. Yeah, perfect!

After packing (2 clean pairs of underpants, 10 condom boxes, 1 bottle of White Label, camera),
our hero endures the 16 hours of plane. But that was worse doing it. Just has he arrived that he lives an uncommon story.

The goddess of the penis is in the place. She is just waiting for some love (in her mouth).
Feel free to continue the story, I have a dinner.

Advanced english lesson

Who say that spanish people cannot speak in english, eh?

(I didn't upload it for political reasons, I did it only because I found it funny.)

Rockabilly is going crazy (for love)

The spring is a lovely period: warm, sun, love...
Probably you don't believe me, but here you can see how crazy can be the spring and its consequences.

Love story by Rockabilly:

"Tuesday afternoon working in the lab, I'm feed up of this project, I just want to finish and see my girlfriend in Spain!

Tuesday night speaking with my girlfriend by telephone, she's really upset: she wants to see me now or...

00:30AM Ok, she wins, I'm buying a ticket to go to Spain to see her.

1:00 I'm taking the bike and going to KTH to print the tickets.

1:45 I come back home with the ticket and prepare the suitcase in 10 minutes.

2:15 Finally I arrive to universitetet to take the night bus and go to T-centralen to take the plane!"

Rubén will arrive to Spain at 16:00 and he'll be there until Sunday. He has missed a Volvo factory visit in Sweden with his coordinator(he said it to him this morning from Frankfurt airport). Anyway, the most funny thing is that his parents doesn't know that he's going there!!

Even if he's a little worried about the project, his parents, the money...He must be absolutely happy because he's going to see his girlfriend and make up the wasted time outside home.

Gregy in love

Oh my god, we have lost another member, he has cross the line and he is now in the married group. Here you can see the prove, this is a SMS sent by Greg on Friday night:

"What the fucking I am fucking in love with the fucking sture fucking girl!" 1:04AM

As you can see he has a personal style being romantic, jeje

About my birthday

There is a possibility that I postpone it a few days later.
Could you tell me now which days you would preferably
come between the 22nd of June and the 4th of July.
Answer quick. I have to contract all the gogo dancers soon.

FALCON (5)

"al dente" (refered to a butt)

"I'll go to Russia with the condoms in my teeth"

"Gimmeeeeeeeee the condooooooooms!!!!!!!!!!! (extremely desesperated in a fuckin boat)

"#Amo a Laura...#"

"We're going to do 13 'little lines' in this trip, even if I have to do all of them"

TORETE (10)

He could be named "El Pibe" or "El Diego", but his parents decided to name him: Ignacio Jose Fernandez-Pacheco Ortiz de Zarate

He will be remember by many things, but specially for his mitics sentences:

"La ponia.... DE VERAAANO!!" (impossible to translate)

"Que rico, que rico, que rico... como me guuussta!!" (same as above)

"Tamara, go to study!!"

"If you want me to pee in your face... PUTA"

"I am a gentleman and I've slept in the floor" (...that night Barbara slept in his room)

"The prince??!! The prince... the prince..." (Edgar, translate you this one)

"Come on!! The mongolian girl!! Put with us in the pic!" (doing friends during Russia trip)

Manoloooooooooooo, las suecaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!

We ar tsinking!, we ar tsinking!... wat ar you tsinking abaut? (...creating his own advertisement)

Me estoy atorando!!!

"Me correria en tu cara asimetricamente."

Petakillas' profiles

Hej friends,

Since this wonderful year is ending (unfortunately we have lost 2 friends this week), some of us have thought to do something in this blog to be remembered. The idea is to do a special profile of each one.

Each of us will have a post with our nick and everyone can edit it and write whatever he/she want. Now all of us are admin, so you can edit the posts. You can add pics, quotes, comments...

Hope you like the idea and everybody contribute.

Kai

ps: yes, now that you are admin you can kick someone out (please, don't do revenge).

Thanks!!

Juan (Miki's brother) and Iñigo words:

"Thank you very much for those days, and for make us feel like members of your group. Now we can say that we lived our partucilar ERASMUS. This trip was incredible."

Thanks

Good bye our friend

This is dedicated to the first of the petakillas who come back home.

Since I couldn't send you my photos (yet) I want to give you a small present; here you have a small piece of how I will remember you forever (even if you become a super-boss in a big company :-P ).



See you soon in the next erasmus-meeting party during the summer!

You have been kicked out!!

You have wanted it. Despite all the warnings (blog, msn, in person) you haven't done anything. Promises and promises, that's all that we got from you, but then... nothing.
The result:

BOY-SCOUT
SIMBA
TORETE
CENTOLLO

BYE, BYE FRIENDS!!

Now I'm sure that you regret and will beg to be readmited. Sorry, maybe your website is this one (it's for small penis men)

Was nice to be with you guys

The admin

I find some similarity

After seeing one of the last posts...I started to think that some of the pictures was familiar to me...why? After doing some research I have found the answer to my question. We have the evil version of a myth. For those non-Spanish, I will tell that this man (who rests in peace) was one of the most well known humor TV stars in Spain...I have the pleasure to introduce you... "El cuñao" (means brother in law).








If you want to know more about this guy...see this link or just type cuñao in youtube and see what he (and his couple, "El Risitas") are capable of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Vp2YWiAJQ

I present you

This man is your new mentor
He will explain you the life, the difficulties of getting swedish girls, and a lot of other stuff.
You can rely on him, he has a lot of experience.
If i tell you his credit score, you won't believe me.
The number has six 0.
his name is Yvan

Antoine