SMS messages

As some people have recommend me, I'm going to share with u some of the most funny messages that I've received this year. You can write your best too, that can be a really funny post!

"La clave es que la amiga recoja las cosas del cuarto pronto" = "the key is that the friend pick up her things from the room soon" (Tulipán, Friday night fever. He was trying to remove the ugly-friend-factor of the game)

"What the fucking I am fucking in love with the fucking sture fucking girl!" (a classic from Greg)

"I already have your gramatic english in use book. It cost 20€. I'll give it later. I'm going to the second hand bike.See you. (toma inglés!)" (Bijaindetri's first english words in the year)

"Tjena 'name?'! me and my friend really want to see you again. So why don't we have dinner together on wednesday and then go out all together in söder? eduisgay"(this Greg's message has a loooong story behind, I'll just say that the girl never answer..why?)

"Hola amigo. Hoy lo he hecho Edu style. Missed el tren y llegué en el aeropuerto despues el fin del boarding! Pero soy tan guapo que la mujer me permitte de coger el avion aunque no tenemos tiempo de follar. Cuando estás de vuelto? Sylvain" (Sylvain have learnt a good spanglish this year. I hope that u missed the next plane so we'll enjoy your company for a longer time)

"Estoy hablando con una mendiga que al menos recicla, Kai estaría orgulloso. Joder menuda vuelta me espera, por lo menos practico inglés!Soy un pringao!Cuando llegue Lost, ni de coña" which means
"I'm talking with a beggar but at least she is recycling, Kai would be proud of her. Fuck! What a way back home I have left!! At least I practise English!I am a chump!When I get home Lost no way"
(Luis to Edgar after Ida's party when he was coming back alone at 6 a.m.)

"Shit! I went out from KTH at 14:40 and I couldn't take the bus of 14:30 (as I wanted). Anyway I bought my ticket at 14:58, plenty of time to take the last, 15:00. Have fun!"
(Edu wants to take a plane and finally manages)

"I finally managed to find a way that she shut up ... 100!"
Edu

I hope that u enjoy it and that u participate in this post! ;-)